Shabbat Schedule:
July 31, Fri. -   Mincha 7:00pm
Aug.01, Sat. - Service  9:00am
                     This week's Torah portion is Parashat Vaetchanan 

                     Class 5:30pm  Mincha Service  Seudah Shlishit  7:30pm 
Aug.02, Sun.- Shacharith    8:30am
Aug.03, Mon- Shacharith    7:00am
Aug.06, Thurs-Shacharith-  7:00am       
      

Upcoming Events:
October 18, Sunday; Sisterhood is producing a "staged reading" of the popular comedy "The Last Night of Ballyhoo" by Playwright Alfred Uhry's 1997 Tony Award Play

Website Update:

Daycare info page  -    http://www.lpjc.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=72&Itemid=64

(recognize the munchkin?)

 

 

Tidbits:

 

* 100 years of Hava Nagila -     http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=BFtv5qe5o3c

 

* Sent in by Joan Fachler   -    The Spanish Inquisition and Me

 

* Jokes-

       * Some old Henny Youngman one-liners:

"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"

 

A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"

 

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"